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Looks like a box that explodes when hit in a videogame. I can only assume it is on a 5 to 10 second delay, which means she is reasonable to assume she’s got this…

Always nice to see rarer characters here!

Amazing eyes : )

If she can do THAT with her tongue…!! 😮

@Background Pony #1B56
Rainbow Dash sharpened her teeth to make herself 20% cooler.

Dash, you are already loosing teeth and frowing a cat nose…

Paladin.

Slenderlestia isn’t real. She can’t hurt you.

Edit:
Mind if I fix that. Its a nice pic otherwise.

Edit2: Result:

@Bad Dragon
TIL

Is that supposed to be any specific (type of) robot?

@Draco Dei
Lovely comic. Quite good, love the rat-girl too.

Erma would be frens with this Pipette pone no doubt.

Вот так и появилась потом конская колбаса…

@Draco Dei
Mao was just a guy. If he remained a random person, his book would just get memed and forgotten. But because he became somebody, even his shit was worshiped. And by shit I mean his book.
The Art of War had something to offer. The red book… you just get dumber after reading it.

+10 equality score

Ooo…
The Giant Crab from Moana would approve… Except for the lack of bling…

All hail Chairmare Glimmer!

@Bad Dragon
Wow, if the original is that level of dumb… actually it would make me wonder if such lines aren’t some sort of metaphor for more intricate and useful concepts that don’t make it across the culture gap? I know that at least some of “The Art of War” is at least a bit like that. More specifically, it is recommended to watch the flight of birds over trees. If they divert upwards when passing over a certain point, it probably means there is an (enemy) encampment there. But this is a general message to pay attention to envrionmental cues (EDIT: Or something… don’t quote me on that). Similarly “Seize the chance to pillage a goat.” is I THINK offered without further explanation, but means “Don’t pass up opportunities for small victories, they might prove critical in the long-run.” or something very close to that…

…or maybe Mao’s manual-writters really did half-ass it that much.

I wonder if the content of that book is as ridiculous as the Chinese Red Book.
“When you look up and the sky is blue, it means it’s not night.”
“If you throw yourself into water and it feels wet, it means you’re not wearing a skintight bodysuit.”
…

Well, at least the front part of her made it through. RIP to her backside, I guess.

That’s what you get when you press Alt + F4

Silver Quill has me pretty convinced Our Town wasn’t communistic, but it was similarly phail…
My only objection here is that she has her post-reformation haircut.

@Bad Dragon
Err, yeah… Changing windows could result in a Portal Cut(1).
(1)CAUTION: Use TVTropes responsibly! Loss of time may result!

Well, at least she wasn’t bored.

@Background Pony #DC8E
Wish I could remember the name of it, but IIRC there was a webcomic that focused on the child of a Sadako-like ghost (or Sadako herself?) and some everyman who was remarkable only in that she couldn’t scare him(EDIT^2: On viewing the prequal on YouTube, the only time he showed exceptional courage in that way was when she showed up months later after apparently dying in a car-crash.). It was a happy family.
EDIT: Ah, HERE WE GO! Name also turns out to be “Erma”, which is the name of the daughter.

Unicorn blep!

@Kavwolfdog
Some people are just idiots.

She just won me over.