“I can’t explain it, darling, but every month or so I simply must stop in for a smoothie. Well, I don’t know about suspicious, darling, but the cravings are certainly intense. No, the owner seems perfectly on the up-and-up to me, darling. In fact, Old Smoothie’s quite entrepreneurial. He also owns a shop that specializes in ladies’ tops and custom lingerie. What do you mean ‘aha,’ darling? Hello? Twilight? Twi- Hmm, how peculiar. Speaking of new tops, I may have to stop by Old Smoothie’s other business after lunch. I certainly have been putting on a bit of weight lately, though at least it hasn’t affected my waistline.”

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Even the ancient ones need some fashion.

Let’s help Rarity summon Cthulhu.