“Duuuuuuuh! Lookit me! I’m Rare-iddy!”
“Oh help! Someone toyned me into a purdy yoonikurn!”
“I’m sad that I’m bootiful!”
“Save me frum da monster what done me a fayvur!”
“I’d rather be a big fat hairy NUUUURD!”
“Won’t sombuddy big ‘n strong come hold me?”
“I think I got da vaypurs!”
“Don’t anybuddy wanna watch my girlish figger for me?”
“Say dere, purdy lady! WHY DA LONG FACE?”
The chorus of burbling voices devolved into raucous peels of laughter, and the bench rocked suddenly as some kind of heavy pseudopod slapped it from behind.
It was all Bill could do to sigh at the creature’s mockery, and even that sounded strangely high-pitched to his new ears.
“Oh help! Someone toyned me into a purdy yoonikurn!”
“I’m sad that I’m bootiful!”
“Save me frum da monster what done me a fayvur!”
“I’d rather be a big fat hairy NUUUURD!”
“Won’t sombuddy big ‘n strong come hold me?”
“I think I got da vaypurs!”
“Don’t anybuddy wanna watch my girlish figger for me?”
“Say dere, purdy lady! WHY DA LONG FACE?”