Princess of Love, Mi Amore Cadenza, and Minister of Love Chrysalis from Crystal Empire Ministry of Love, prior to an inspection at the Royal Palace in Canterlot.

— What do we have here?

— The detection systems have recorded emissions exceeding acceptable limits in the palace area. Love, sex and the erotic use of vegetables and fruits, in particular: cucumbers, bananas, and pineapples. The activities of the royal sisters indicate a high level of engagement. Nevertheless, corrective measures must be undertaken. The changeling population within the city is already exhibiting signs of instability due to overexposure, and we currently lack the capacity to increase exports.

— Proposed countermeasures?

— As an initial step, I propose a reduction of bust size to the minimum permissible level. Implementation has already begun in the case of Opaline. Princess Celestia is expected to comply voluntarily for the benefit of her subjects. Princess Luna, however, may present certain difficulties.

— An oat embargo? Even at the risk of retaliatory measures, such as the suspension of dream protection?

— That outcome is unlikely. She may voice objections, but she will not allow herself to be deprived of oats.