Now Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city with a big underground brony population, des Moines Iowa, for example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart, you can’t build on it, you can’t grow anything in it, the government says it’s due to poor farming, but I know what’s really going on, Stuart! I know it’s the toxic pones! They’re in it with the aliens! They’re building landing strips for horse Martians, I swear to God!
You know what, Stuart? I like you
You’re not like the other people, here in the trailer park
Then, suddenly, to the collection of batponies, snowponies, food ponies, plant ponies, and mushroom ponies, we now need to add chemical ponies; a kind of pony that thrives in toxic waste and radiation infused environments. And, par for the course, they are cute!
You’re not like the other people, here in the trailer park