Background Pony #D0F5
Brilliant! The Holy Hoof Grenade likely contains the Elements of Harmony. Or something.
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Reading from the Book of Armaments:
And Princess Celestia raised the hoof grenade up on high, saying:
O Luna, bless this thy hoof grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.
And the Luna did grin. And the ponies did feast upon the oats, and cakes, and hay, and bananas, and pineapples, and pizzas, and watermelons, and large …
Skip a bit, Sister
And the Luna spake, saying.
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hoof Grenade towards thy foe, who, being unfriendly in My sight, shall snuff it
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